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If you give me a phone number or directions while I`m on the phone with you, just know that I`m using my very best finger pen and air paper.
A hospital is the only commercial establishment where the worse service they provide you, the more you`ll come back.
Childhood is like being drunk. Everyone remembers what you did, except you.
Some of my ideas are about as profitable as selling YOLO T-Shirts at a Reincarnation seminar
List of the most populated places in the world - 1. China 2. India 3. Friend Zone 4. United States 5. Indonesia
If a girls tongue being pierced really mattered, then I would have my palm pierced!
I wish pillsbury would think of another way to open biscuits without giving you a heart attack ;)
Every novel is a mystery novel if you never finish it
We had a power outage last week and my PC, TV and games console shut down immediately, so I had to talk to my family for a few hours. They seem like nice people.
Just been wondering what "please Do Not Touch" would be in Braille
I`m just wondering what the employees at the Weather Channel make small talk about.
They act like technology is ruining childhood, but back in the day, kids were so bored they would turn their eyelids inside out for fun.
Be careful on how tough you are on your kids....Strict parents create sneaky children.
Ain`t no sandwich when she`s gone.
Now they are saying that the Zika virus is sexually transmittable. What kind of pervert is having sex with a mosquito?