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Alright, I admit it. Sometimes when I wave my hands in the air, I actually do care.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency.
I`m a Leader not a follower. Unless it`s a dark place...then you`re going first!
Everyday I’m shoveling. – Winter 2014
That moment when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
If you want to preview of the new iPhone 8 and try it out for free before buying it just look at your iPhone 7 and pretend it cost several hundred dollars more.
Okay im going to make myself a sandwich, and i better have some votes when i come back. -.-
i hope your life is as long and useful as this roll of toilet paper!!!
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
I hate when you tell someone you’re bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you’re not quite that bored.
Of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with... How did 2 sticks win out!?
Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
If you cut your child`s sandwich into squares instead of triangles, you suck at parenting...
These statuses are a lot better if you imagine them being read by Morgan Freeman.