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The bible says you can`t buy your way into heaven but there isn`t a church in the country that won`t encourage you to try.
there are so many scams on the internet now...... Send me $19.95 an I`ll tell you how you can avoid them
I can walk up to any dog, rub its belly and make a friend ... That trick rarely works on people.
Remember that there’s always someone cooler, smarter, stronger or sexier than you. That would be me.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
SPOILER ALERT for "Finding Bigfoot" TV show - they don`t find him. Again.
Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you
It must really suck to take life so seriously that you can’t enjoy it.
Instead of having a child, I intend to spend my life acting like one.
Vegetarian is an old Native American word for bad hunter.
I`m gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer`s.
Due to Global Warming Santa will be giving out Solar Panels to all the naughty kids this year!
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
Are you still bored? Head over to Walmart, take a box of condoms to the checkout clerk, and ask where the fitting room is.