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As a man, EVERY month is `Breast Awareness Month` for me.
Iām shy at first, but once Iām comfortable with you get ready for some crazy sh!t.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I just made you think of an elephant
On a scale of Doopers, you`re pretty Super.
JOKE OF THE YEAR: Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business.
Psycho and socio have always been my favorite paths.
"Why?" - Socrates and four year-olds
Pointing out the food you just dropped on the floor to your dog because you`re too lazy to clean it.
Grown up pandas eat for 12 hours a day. In related news, it turns out Iām not fat. Iām a panda.
I am not particularly bad at cooking but how long is pasta supposed to stay in the toaster ?
Cookies and porn are always better when they`re homemade!
If a post is really good you will read it twice. if a post is really good you will read it twice.
I pulled my wife`s panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer.
If you want to go running with me, you`d better be prepared to walk a lot.