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My nose is "running", that`s all the exercise I can handle for one day.......
Its so cold outside I just saw a teenager with his pants pulled all the way UP
Wait...so the "c-word" isn`t co-worker?
You know it`s good advice, when your still confused afterwards.
Your personality needs alcohol.
So far today has been a pretty good day...I haven`t had to bite or hit anyone, yet!!
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Most people donate to the homeless. Me? I donate to the topless.
I can`t believe we made a movie that is essentially giving the apes a blueprint on how to take over the Earth.
Ever noticed how fast people walk across the road when you don`t apply the brakes
Do people with cats not know about dogs?
Happy St. Patrick`s Day! I was going to drink anyway!
Sorry I made fun of your erectile dysfunction, I hope there’s no hard feelings.
In the interest of improving the workplace, my company has put up signs that say: CAUTION. OPEN DOORS SLOWLY ... My best time so far is 7 min.
I try not to limit my madness to March.