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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
I`m ashamed of what I did for a Klondike bar.
Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
Cats have been named the #1 pet held hostage by lonely women.
its not the up`s and down`s that bring you down...its the jerks!!
Thought of the day! Calling me a crazy bitch will only encourage me to prove you right...
anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
I can read your mind, your thinking about sex right now, no wait, wait.. that`s my mind, sorry, I can read my mind. . .
Did you know that DNA actually stands for "National Dislectic Association"
If at first you don`t succeed, find out where she lives.
If idiots could fly this place would be an airport.
When someone says "everything happens for a reason" I`d like to smack them and say "yeah, I guess you`re right"
Facebook is not all about likes and shares. . . Like and share if you agree.
Having to cash in my State Quarter Collection`s map for gas money is reaching a new low.
Sorry I`m late, my alarm didn`t go off, because I didn`t set it ... because I don`t like coming here