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I see the Seven Deadly Sins as more of a To-Do list.
What this country needs is more unemployed politicians...
My friend is a magician, she can turn anything into an argument.
It may not look like it, but I`m actually very handsome.
There really should be awards for getting out of bed.
You can`t Febreze bullshit.
Someone once said, “Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.” So, I’m pleased to announce the grand opening of my titty squeezing business!!
When you are arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn`t doing the same thing.
My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, "Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Tattoos are an expensive and painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification.
Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn`t I?
Sometimes in life, all you really need is a lot of money.
I`m so poor I went to the ducks today to beg for bread...