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It’s annoying when Netflix keeps stopping to buffer. Stupid neighbors just won’t upgrade their WiFi.
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
Karma has no menu. You get served what you deserve.
Well, if you count Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
I`m getting sick of seeing all these lyric status`s, it reminds me of somebody that I used to know.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music off the internet.
Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
It is a sad day when you go to all the trouble of getting a Frontal Lobotomy and no one notices.....................
If I pretend to be dead will you stop talking?
I`ve already had two beers which automatically means my day is already better than yours.
You’re not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.
The problem with money is too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.