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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
When I`m bored, nobody texts me. But as soon as I`m busy, BAM! ... still nobody texts me.
"we can still be friend" .. is like saying "The dog died, but we can still keep him"
My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes.
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
The next time there`s an awkward silence, try whispering, "Did you forget your line?"
Hey! Did any of you see my........ Oh ! Never mind... :D How much of you said that before? heee heee hee!
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
Can we all just agree to start spelling it "Wensday"?
Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 17 short hours."
My New Year’s resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall ... I plan on sticking to it.
Guy- What`s your sign? Me- Stop
Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You`re Welcome..
My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says "declined" whenever you use it.
"F*ck that sh!t", is a perfectly acceptable replacement for the word "no"