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As an adult, I use nunchucks way less than I expected.
Stop screaming, lady. All I said was `this is how pornos start`. It`s just elevator talk.
Does anyone have the recipe for ice cubes? Asking for a friend.
It’s not that I don’t care what you’re saying; I was just thinking about food.
2 cops walk into a bar... I don`t know what happened after that. I got the f*ck out of there.
I don`t care what people think of me. It can`t be half as bad as what I think of them...
What if all this time it`s been Chicken that taste like Frog legs????
What’s a drunken pirates worst nightmare? A sunken booty with no chest.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I need to eat before I start seeing results?
I don`t throw anything out anymore I just go to TGI Friday`s once a month and glue more sh!t to the wall, no one notices, try it
Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?
Velcro, what a rip-off!
Remember bad decisions make the best stories!!!
Typical: you have nothing to wear for a party and suddenly the rabbits, the birds and the mice begin to sew you a dress
"Wow! That butterfly`s gonna be HUGE!" - First person to find a mummy