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Note to Denver Broncos: Marijuana is NOT a performance enhancing drug!
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. LOL. But on the up side, it is fun!! ;)
Do bees even have knees?
Strangers are like birds. If you run at them screaming and waving your arms they will run away.
My life coach just benched me.
I`m just a guy standing in front of a huge pile of laundry wondering how flammable it is.
Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill.
Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
Guys, if she says she’s crazy, she’s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
I really worried about which selfie my family would put on the news if I ever went missing.
My box of Animal Crackers said, "WARNING: Do Not Eat if Seal is Broken." I open the box, and sure enough...
You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
When parents on Facebook post about how they can`t believe their kid is going into whatever grade, write "No way! I thought for sure he`d be held back!"
Ban pre-shredded cheese! Make America grate again.
I made the mistake of asking Siri what women want....she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days.