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I`ve actually have come to the conclusion that some of today`s youth may actually believe "laughing out loud" is actually spelled "lol"
Legally,It´s questionable. Morally,It´s disgusting. Personally,I like it.
i spend 800% off my life exaggerating
Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught the fish yet.
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
Trust me ...... I can`t believe I`m still here either.
My chiropractor just told me that I`m well adjusted. See? Not everyone thinks I`m a total weirdo...
Stress balls work best when you shove them down somebody`s throat.
eHarmony matched me with a bean bag chair with duct tape on it
"The more the merrier": My excuse for extra food.
Success, like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Really close to my perfect target weight. All I need now is one more stomach flu
So who the hell ever buys the middle grade of gasoline?
I just did a weeks worth of cardio after I walked into a spider`s web.