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"Everyone give us money in case something happens and when something happens we`ll call you a liar." -insurance
The sexiest fantasy in 50 Shades Of Grey is the bit where she gets a job in journalism without having to do years of unpaid work experience.
I`m in a good place right now. Not emotionally....just that I`m at the liquor store.
If you`re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Call me lazy, but if it takes two clicks Iām not reading it.
Better ingredients. Better pizza. Horrible acting. Papa Johns.
Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they`re stabbing it? No? How about now?
I wonder if the Ziploc bag company secretly lobbies to keep marijuana illegal.
often rambles on and on about this and that seeming to be heading towards a point but really just blabbing about nothing.
30+ and single? There`s an app for that. Wait. My mistake. A cat for that.
I`m not a gamer, but I can be as lazy as one.
Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
If you are offended by the words "In God We Trust" on your money, then send it to me. I don`t mind it at all.
Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet.
The best government job has to be assigning names to secret operations.