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I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds. :/
People who text back... "kk" ... Are so annoying! ....and almost racist
Taking down my Christmas tree would probably just be a waste of time at this point.
That awkward moment when your screen freezes on a really embarrassing website
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
Drinking doesn’t make me post better Facebook statuses; it simply makes me not care what you think of them…
Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d love to bring a guest.
I yawn all day at work & school. But when it comes to at night, I’m not tired at all.
I didn`t see anyone important yesterday, so I`ll probably wear these same clothes today.
After four karate lessons, I can now break a two-inch board with my cast.
Give a man a fish & he`ll eat for a day. Give a man a jelly fish and you can pee on him.
Its all fun and games until someone drinks the beer with the cigarette butts in it..
OK. So I took the road less traveled. Now where the hell am I?
Bored? Simply send a text to a random number saying "I`m pregnant"
Shoplifting may be wrong in a general sense, but what if, for example, I`m bored of paying for things