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3 shots of vodka can erase 8 hours of rage in 15 minutes. That’s all the math you really need to know.
Let`s simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call.
How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Not to brag, but I have completely mastered the right way to do everything wrong.
Why can`t everyday be football Sunday?
Easy come, easy go describes my last 12 cases of beer and 17 relationships.
If I get hurt playing Wii Sports, that`s still a sports injury, right?
Apparently, saying “Wow, you’ve grown since I last saw you” isn’t deemed socially acceptable when said to adults.
I think I can survive on Mars since they found water for my coffee.
I never finish anyth...............
We`ll be friends `til we`re old and senile ... Then we`ll be new friends.
The problem with some people is that they’re alive.
Does `virgin wool` come from sheep the shepherd hasn`t caught yet? ..just asking
The early bird gets the worm! So does the late bird. They all get worms all the time; there`s tons of those things. Relax, there will always be a lota worms......
I just need someone to feed me and tell me I’m pretty.