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"It seemed like a good idea at the time"............................... An often used phrase in a lot of my memories.
I don`t know where the saying "working like a dog" got started but I`m looking at my dogs daily routine feeling pretty jealous myself.
I miss flip phones because at the end of a conversation you could always dramatically close them like, bitch whatever.
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
Why aren`t they called A$$teroids instead of hemorrhoids???
My worst ideas have all either started or ended with having no pants on.
More funny statuses will be posted here soon
If any of you have gotten any weird texts from me recently, its because my phone is working fine and I`m just trying to make you feel uncomfortable.
I tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sex before marriage
Just dropped off some film to be processed. More on this story as it develops.
I can paint the house and buy new furniture and my kids won`t notice, but, buy a new phone case...
I like it when everyone posts on Facebook what they are cooking for diner...it makes my decision on who to drop in on so much easier.
It’s a status….not your diary…