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real eyes realize real lies
If a man speaks at sea where no women can hear, is he still wrong?
Ladies - I am still available as a great last minute Christmas gift!
Have we considered putting Scooby Doo and the gang on the Malaysian airplane caper?
Home is where you can say anything you want, because nobody listens to you anyway.
If you`re ever held at gun point, just remember, I`m behind you 100%.
Did you hear that? That was the sound of soccer being irrelevant in the US for another 4 years..
If you stand by the sea, it sounds like putting a shell to your ear.
I`m a passionate supporter of things that don`t inconvenience me or require any type of action or physical effort.
It`s not an attitude problem, it`s the way I am.
You only live once is the most reassuring thing I`ve ever heard.
They say 1 in 3 people cheat in a relationship. I`m not sure if its my wife or my girlfriend.
By thigh gap you mean the distance between the KFC and my mouth right.
I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
Imagine my disappointment when I discovered a "Booby Prize" really wasn`t boobies at all...:(