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So many rules; so little time to break them.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
The more neighbors I spy on through my binoculars, the creepier I think all my neighbors are!
Just pour the coffee and back away slowly.
Checking the time on your phone twice because you were`nt paying attention the first time
Guuuyyyysssss, never ever play leapfrog with a unicorn.... Its not worth it.....
Of course I`m using OJ as a mixer, it`s flu season.
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
I took a sexual harassment course this afternoon ....I think I`m gonna be pretty good at it.
TIP: If cars are passing you on the highway in the LEFT lane, GET THE HELL OUT OF THE RIGHT LANE!
I`ve officially met everyone`s mother yesterday via Facebook so I`m pretty sure that takes me out of the friend zone here ladies
According to serving sizes tonight, I`m a family of 4.
Whoever said “There is nothing as precious as a child’s laughter” obviously never fell down a flight of stairs in front of his kids.
NO, I didn’t say you WERE stupid. I said, you ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
My facebook has been rated PG for Poor Guy