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The black sheep always have the best stories.
5 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date, today I asked her to marry me ... She said no both times
I knew you were coming so I baked a cake ... It was delicious.
Hard butter is the devil.
Ever wonder if the McDonalds logo is the letter "m" or just an image of your butt cheeks it will cause?
Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! Shhh! -Librarians arguing
We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
If watching the big-screen TV with your pants off and a bag of Doritos is wrong, then they shouldn`t have couches at this Best Buy.
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
If your single and you know it…Pet your cat!
I have removed all the unhealthy food from my house ... It was delicious.
Every time I get a paper cut, I know somewhere a tree is laughing.
I`m old enough to remember being the tv remote.
May you have a prosperous New Year. I may need to borrow money.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.