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Worries about the economy grow again after the world`s biggest yacht-selling company announce a drop in sails
You must have been born on a highway. Most accidents take place there.
Doing some caroling! All by myself. In people`s backyards. In the bushes. Very little singing. Mostly watching. -Bfanch
Aren`t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know...The birth of Santa
never judges a book by its cover. I use the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
Four out of five voices in my head are saying this is gonna´ be a great day.
Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
Day 1-365: I am thankful for Veterans.
I am fluent in three languages: English, Profanity, and Sarcasm
For someone who can`t put on a pair of socks without falling over, I sure do manage to get a lot done every day.
I wonder where superman changes now that there are no more phone booths
Setting an alarm is how we ruin days that haven`t even started yet.
Relationship status: Just kissed my cat and he got up and moved to the other end of the couch.
Considering this is the land of the free, stuff is pretty damn expensive.
Everybody reaches a point in their lives when they die.