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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
Ladies, not every guy who talks to you wants to bang you. Some of us know that you have booze and snacks in your purse.
Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Of course your opinion matters. Just not to me.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
Apparently not checking the mail is not a valid excuse for not paying your bills. The more you know.
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Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
Why can`t the ice cream man just get a freakin liquor license already
A man typed in search box on Google : “What do women want?”. Google Replied : “We are also searching…”
The songs I like always come on when I’m supposed to be getting out of my car.
You are not stupid, I just think you have bad luck when thinking.
I like to go to the bathroom with the door open, because it keeps other people from getting onto the elevator with me.
For some reason I`m an extremely secretive person. Don`t ask me why