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I`m pretty sure all dogs can smell drugs. It`s just that most of them aren`t snitches.
Cubic Zirconium`s slogan should be: Guys can fake it too!
Sometimes, if you believe in something hard enough and deeply enough, nothing happens.
There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time.
I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.
I followed my heart...now I`m at the liqour store
All the advantages right-handed people have are cancelled out when we have to do our banking at the drive-up ATM left-handed.
Weird that we don`t see more pants on fire
On the Internet you can be anything you want ... It`s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.
pumpkin for sale, slightly used
Am I the only one who thinks my body should have better things to do than make nipple hair?
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
Why don`t family members send me money for my birthday anymore? I need it now more than when I was 7
I painted a banner for our annual family picnic, but my Mom thought "Celebrating 100 Years of Undiagnosed Mental Illness" was inappropriate.
ATMs should have built in breathalyzers. I would save so much money.