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Hendrix didn`t need to twerk on stage. He performed the old fashioned way, relying only on his musical talents and near lethal doses of LSD.
Bless me Father for I hit send.
Why do people ask "What the hell were you thinking?" Obviously I was thinking I was going to get away with it and not get caught.
Cut out the middleman and just list 911 as your emergency contact.
I wear a ski mask to bed so if there`s a home invasion the intruder will think I`m part of the team.
According to science the atoms in my body contain the energy of 30 hydrogen bombs, and yet, not enough energy to get up early and go jogging.
Saying something stupid and thinking “Yeah, that sounded way better in my head"
The differance between flirting and sexual harrassment ... If you`re attrative, it`s flirting.
If a group of midgets performed the YMCA song, it is to be considered that they did it in lowercase?
I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools
I`m tired of being the better person. One day I`d like to be the b!tch they claim I am.
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
Things ain`t nobody got time for: That
When someone wants to talk behind your back, FART!
Welcome to fight club..., you may now kiss the bride.