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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
I`ll show up at the gym when they put in a drive-thru.
My boss told me to have a good day so I went home.
A lie is a great story that someone ruined with the truth.
Always end a conversation with "gotta run" so people think you`re into fitness
I just accidentally opened the door for a Jehovah`s Witness and he took one look at me and just walked away.
The original creator of the phrase “common sense” surely didn’t know many people.
I decided to bury the hatchet with that neighbor I never got along with. After all, it is the murder weapon.
I`m at the age where if someone says "Go big or go home," I`m usually fine with going home.
once you delete your birthday from Facebook, you realize no-one ever gave a sh!t about you all along!
This is supposed to be funny but I got nothing but do me a favour and like this...Yeah, okay, IM DESPERATE -.-
10 times out of 9, you’ll find me exaggerating about something
Taco Tuesday sends a terrible message to our nation`s children. They need to know that tacos are always an option no matter what day it is.
I`m trying to be healthy and grow my own food but I can`t find any Twinkie seeds.
My entire working knowledge of automotive repair is derived from the song "The Wheels on the Bus"