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You know the fun part of your life is over when people around you are getting pregnant on purpose.
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I really wish Walmart had a 10 teeth or more line...
Somebody has to be awesome…might as well be me.
Of all the grotesque sounds coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most disturbing!!
It doesn’t matter what it is. It is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
Whenever someone says, "Have a good one." I always respond with, "I have a good one, I just wish it were longer."
A new heavy metal Christian Rock band will soon be releasing their debut album. They`re called Nuns `n` Moses.
hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice unless you`re in a Mexican prison
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
Home: The place where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
uncle Sam can`t be related to me because family wouldn`t do me like this.
When I was a kid “The Server Is Down” meant your waiter was depressed.
I danced like no one was watching but someone was watching, thought I was having a seizure and called an ambulance
roses are red.... my name is dave...this poem makes no sense.... microwave...