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When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
what does bgif mean on a friday night ? ... boobs go in front
I handle stress the way cats bathe in water.
Ever gotten that awkward feeling? ..like the one when you realize you`re chewing on a BORROWED pencil?
Wednesday, you’d be a lot cooler if you were Friday night.
Iron Man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command.
Doctors who expect me to pee on command, I`m not some kind of stunt pee-er, you know.
Learn to spell. Auto Correct isn’t always write.
Home sounds like a nice place, until they say they’re going to put you in one.
Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
Drake isn`t even a rapper anymore. He`s an emotion, like "how are you doing today?" "idk im feeling kinda drake though"
Would an obsession with the imperial measurement system be considered a foot fetish?
I`m motivated by a need to leave something meaningful in the world & a profound desire to shove it in the face of anyone who`s rejected me.
I think I may be getting harder to love.
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.