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Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
So,do people in England speaks American now that people in America speaks English?
Remember ladies, if on your 10th selfie you don’t have the perfect one to post you’re really just ugly.
What if in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar…and the actor who played him got an Oscar.
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800`s isn`t a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
If you see someone crying, ask if it`s because of their haircut.
Sometimes I post crazy shit just to see if my friend`s list will drop a few #`s
I’d be 100x more motivated if Samuel L. Jackson yelled at me to get things done.
I`ve written my own book called 50 Shades of Gravy. It`s very saucy. :D
Stalin should have known communism doesn`t work. There were red flags everywhere.
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.
I went for window shopping , and guest what , I bought four windows....
The opposite of "tying the knot" is "no strings attached"