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I`m not a Dr. or a Nutritionist, but I`m pretty sure the worst thing you can put into any high fat/ high calorie dish is your fork.
Its O.K. to laugh during sex … just don’t point ! ... trust me
I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days.
I saw the city workers putting up a sign on my street and it says Bumpy road ... so I put up a sign that says ,, FIX IT !
Smile. Your enemies hate it.
Respect your parents, they pay for your internet.
The only time I`ve ever used sex to get what I want is when I want sex.
dude i wasent tht drunk you were huging a peice of chese saying ill never let u go sponge bob
Treat your mom to a margarita this mothers day! Remember you`re the reason she drinks.
If you`re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes!
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational post are hard.
The text message is the new greeting card, but without any hope that there will be money inside.
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
PARENTS: your teen may be worshipping Satan. Look for these terms: LOL - Lucifer Our Lord, BRB - Burn Religious Books, TBH - Tell Beelzebub Hi
I put the PRO in inappropriate!