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I wish my mind had a delete button.
People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
I`m about as lost as lesbian on ChristianMingle.com
Some people have a natural talent for stupid. Others take that talent and actually ENHANCE it!
My resolution for the New Year is to find more situations where it`s acceptable to wear a bathrobe out in public
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
Am I supposed to bring condoms to a speed dating event? How fast do these things actually go?
I`ve started to make a fresh start in 2015, so if I owe you money, too bad.
If cats could talk, they`d probably always be correcting your grammar.
My favorite thing about working out is the part where I decide not to.
Here`s hoping the wind at your back doesn`t come from the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch. Happy St. Patrick`s Day!
Lets all take a minute and realize the lack of creativity in the name "fire place"
So today my gym was crowded...at least I think it was a gym...Do gyms usually have drive thrus?
Yesterday I saw something that reminded me of you. I almost stepped in it!
Hey ladies breastfeeding in public, why don`t you ever smile in my pictures?