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Science is just a numbery way to explain magic.
Somehow the talk went a little wrong with my 7 year old and now he`s convinced that birds have sex with bees and now he won`t eat honey.
No need to thank me for accepting your friend request. We`ll both regret it soon enough.
Comment if you think I`m normal... Like this if you think I`m crazy... Copy this if you know your crazy too! And if your me... OMG TURKEY SQUIRREL! :)
If life was easy, we wouldn`t need alcohol.
I`d like to have a kid but I`m not sure I`m ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are.
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
Swearing releases stress and that`s just one of the f*cking reasons I do it.
Don`t think I didn`t notice that you deleted your status when no one Liked it.
Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
I guess I need to buy some new drink coasters because I finally ran out of AOL free trial CDs.
For a guy who makes as many bad decisions as I do, I feel like I should be having more fun.
Earlier this morning, I was invited to join an XXX Facebook group. I was somewhat intrigued until I realized it was a group for guys who like to wear really really big shirts.
People with no money sure do have a lot of pot.