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Do gun manuals have Trouble Shooting sections?
How many divorced guys does it take to change a lightbulb?...........Who cares, they NEVER get the house anyways.
Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
I think pet shops should give a free laser pointer with every Cat purchase.
I always confuse the words exotic and erotic. That made for a very awkward conversation at my local pet store.
Blessed are they who can just read it and move on.
I was bored of doing the same thing day in and day out,so I phoned the "Local Ramblers Club"....but the guy on the other end of the phone just went on and on and on!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
Nothing ruins a perfectly good mood like reality.
I`m not judging you, I`m just trying to guess what medications you`re on.
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
You know you`re all grown up when you actually pick up the ice cube instead of kick it under the fridge.
Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?
I`ll never join one of those dating sites. I prefer to meet someone the old fashioned way. By alcohol & bad decisions.