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Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
Happy people don`t take long showers.
I`ve gotten to that age where nothing fits right anymore. Even my birthday suit looks like it needs ironing...
I was all "I`m not taking any sh!t from you" and she was all "to speak to a member of our customer service team, press 1".
If it requires pants, its not happening today.
Don`t act like your not impressed.
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
Well, it`s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
-buys lottery ticket -fantasizes about winning the lottery -smiles -loses lottery -resumes general hatred for life
There should be an "oh my god, shut up already" button.
I took a 5hr energy today. they`re right about being able to multitask because it made me puke and poop at the sametime..
Ugh... Seriously? If I get ONE more sexual advance on facebook, that will be.. like... a first.
Good thing I`m judged on my actions and not my thoughts.
is ready to have one too many!