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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
My day so far: 1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively
I feel bad for lions at zoos. How would you feel if a bunch of pizzas came to your house, took your picture, and you couldn`t even eat them.
My wife said she expects the house to be clean by the time she walks in the door so I changed all of the locks.
I`m "oh my god, gag me with a spoon" years old.
The length of your "About me" section on Facebook is directly proportional to how annoying you are in real life.
Today is National Take Your Flask To Work Day. I just made it up. Tell the others.
OMG ... I hate waiting in lines ... I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect already.
Clearly, it is wrong to describe woman`s menopause as "the old Fallopian tubes finally rusting shut." My bad.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
Of course you have a right to your own opinion. Just like I have a right to tell you to shove it up your a$$.
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
Most people don`t realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.
According to my childhood, 1 out of 3 pigs are excellent builders.
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.