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Fish must be excellent drivers. Very rarely do you hear about fish getting into car accidents.
If this world got any smaller I`d probably fall off - George T. Ignace
Couples have an amount they can spend up to without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife`s is around $643.27. Apparently
I`m running out of people I can tolerate!
Show me a bunch of people with type A personalities, and I`ll show you a control group.
How do people dumb enough to buy $500 sunglasses make enough money to buy $500 sunglasses?
Why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem.
If by `the Hamptons` you mean `my pajamas`, then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons
The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat…It’s watching what other people eat.
Don`t let anyone tell you what you can`t accomplish. That`s what self-doubt is for.
Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
Saw a chameleon today, so I`m assuming it wasn`t a very good one.
Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have? Answer-Big Boobs
Is there really a need for constipation medicines and stool softeners in a world where burritos and tacos exist?