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We are so fortunate not to live in China, they have to hide their posts in cookies.
I don`t go to bars anymore, but I miss some things about it. So sometimes I wait outside my bathroom for 15 minutes when I`m dying to pee.
Everything I ever needed to know about structural engineering, I learned from Angry Birds.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
Must be lonely over there on "I`m offended by jokes" island.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
If you receive an e-mail that says: ``FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS`` Don`t open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets.
When I get a call from an unknown number I answer by whispering: "It`s done, but there`s blood everywhere!"
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket .. I´d miss you alot and think of you often.
I feel it`s important for you to know, no matter what I`m faced with and when given the option, I am that guy who will send you a voice-mail marked confidential.
Win every argument simply by repeating your opponent`s last sentence in a whiny voice.
I got a job at Bath and Body Works just so I can tell people to smell my finger...
The best thing about telepathy is.. I know, right!
I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar.
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?