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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
This cat poop tastes like I`m about to get yelled at -Dogs
when life gives you lemons; ask for tequila and salt
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
I was sitting in traffic the other day. That’s probably why I got run over.
Does all this status updating make my ego look fat?
The "best part of waking up" doesn`t even make sense.
“True beauty is within” for example opening your fridge.
Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, if that doesn`t accurately describe my life I don`t know what does
Just saw a commercial for weight gainer pills. Have the people with this "problem" not heard of pizza and alcohol?
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest....
So people buy cookie dough and bake it?.... What the hell?
Depending on the boob, the Bra is either the best or worst invention ever.
Posting inspirational quotes online is the first sign to depression.
Remember when you were a kid and all you would use the computer for was paint and space pinball?