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You can never read a doctor`s prescription, but you can sure read his bill
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Just made a bunch of money by standing outside a party and charging $3 to enter ... I don`t even know who`s party it was!
I`m not mature enough to be in a yoga class.
I hate mixed messages. They`re great.
Apparently a new study shows that unattractive men make better mates. Nice try, ugly scientists.
I really can’t kick ass, but I’m super good at taking names!
A lot of people cry when they chop onions. The trick is not to form an emotional bond.
So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
If I`m not in bed by 11PM, then I go home.
HR and I apparently disagree on what "debriefed" means.
Dyslexics are teople poo.. :|
I hate when I`m admiring my good looks from a car`s window reflection and the people inside think I`m staring at them.
A blind man walks into a bar....and a stool....and a table....
I can`t believe these women are just walking around with yoga mats like a game of yoga might just break out at any moment