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I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Just because you think it`s a bad idea doesn`t mean we won`t have a good time.
I`m not Unemployed, I`m just taking my next job`s vacation in advance...
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot them?
I wish there was more BitStrips and photos of giraffes on my Facebook
I think I’m allergic to mornings.
If you haven`t used your fingers to "expand" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you`re not me.
If Tetris has taught me anything it`s that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.
One day I hope to understand the phrase "more money, more problems"
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really fast
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
Neighbors at it again. I do NOT want to know the words to "Wrecking Ball" by Miley Cyrus!
You may think I`m a loser, but to my goldfish, I`m the god of flakes.
With my eyes. That`s how I roll.