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If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it`s working.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.
Please don`t hastag out loud...
Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
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I hate it when 18 wheelers blow their horns while Im driving, that sh*t wakes me up!
Most people don`t think I`m as old as I am until they hear me stand up.
Key to a great marriage ... Lack of imagination.
It`s a good idea to test your immune system from time to time by eating a gas station hot dog
Guys, if she says she`s crazy, she`s harmless. The real crazy ones never give you a damn clue.
If you`re going to walk a mile in my shoes, could you pick me up some booze on your way back?
People are like snowflakes. If you piss on them they go away.
We can land a rover on an asteroid, but they can`t make a can of shaving cream that doesn`t spill 1/10th of it`s contents after every use.
If nothing else, love is nice because it confirms that you do not hate everyone. Just everyone minus one.
Several years ago Facebook came in to our lives forever changing our ability to judge each other from our couches.