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Life was much simpler when we could play a friendly game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn’t like.
I wonder if angry people know about naps?
I wish you could order Karma like flowers and have it delivered.
The block button is just the adult version of sticking your fingers in your ears and repeating "I can`t hear you" over and over
Let’s get naughty and save Santa the trip.
I think the tie was invented by someone who wanted to express how he felt about work but thought an actual noose was too obvious.
Worrying: a waste of imagination.
Chess says everything about men and women. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever the hell she wants.
Social media is great if you like socializing without wearing pants.
You know its going to be a b!tch of a day when you put your bra on backwards and it fits better.
Apparently you can not demand to be strip searched.
Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
Two things that most people want. 1. Lose weight 2. Eat
If there`s a "Mr." in front of your cat`s name you`re going to die alone.
Trix commercials just teach kids that sharing is bad.