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How could a man who is covered in tattoos be afraid of commitment?
Men look at boobs for the same reason women look at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free.
Saying "I`m offended" is basically telling the world you can`t control your own emotions so everyone else should do it for you.
Are you thinking what I`m thinking? ... F**king pervert. I`m calling the cops.
If you`re a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
I woke up with a headache this morning but she went to work.
I`m having trouble telling if it`s killing me or making me stronger
Love going into a crowded area and yelling, "Hey stupid!!" and seeing how many people turn around.
Three words to ruin a woman`s ego. "I can`t tell."
I can`t remember if I have any repressed memories.
Facebook crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket.
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person.
There are 2 kinds of people I can’t stand: Nosy people, and people who won’t tell me what in the hell is going on.
Hold on I`m about to count my money. Alright I`m done.