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I think that there are two things that we can all agree on: Boobs.
Sometimes, I`ll start a text with "lol" if it might be a sensitive subject. Like, "lol it`d be cool if you moved out."
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the F#%K are you?
I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
If you were a Pokemon, I`d choose you.
You know your old when your back goes out more than you do.
Every Instagram caption should just be, "ARE YOU JEALOUS OF MY LIFE YET??"
I go from "Hard to get" to "Hard to get rid of" in 6 beers flat.
next time you`re at a movie point at the screen when a scene with extras are on and say to your buddy "look, there i am!" and see how many people look over at you in awe.
A smile is the same in every language, I`m pretty sure the pee pee dance is too
9/10 students agree that someone got lost on the field trip
Guys be like, "Lets play 21 question." Girl: Ok, what`s your favorite color? Boy: Triangle, so you a virgin?
Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading "Hungry Hungry Hobo"... I shouldn`t laugh right?
Some girls post the most depressing love sh!t that even I`m starting to miss their ex!!!
If you love someone, set them free. If they don’t come back, text them when you’re drunk.