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cable TV.... helping us avoid Presidential speeches for nearly four decades
I just made 3 critical errors: 1. I woke up for work. 2. I went to work. 3. I arrived at work.
one of the Olsen twins got married earlier today! when the fiance was asked "which one???" he replied "who cares???"
Funny how things change with time, I used to hate spankings.. ;)
Sometimes I wanna copy someone´s status word for word and see if they notice.
My neighbours diary say`s I have boundary issues.
Facebook: Making stalking people much more convenient since 2004.
My wife`s credit cards were stolen last week. I haven`t reported it yet though...because so far, they are spending less than she was.
Yes I admit I am a freak. Now, grab some whip cream, some feathers, handcuffs, blindfold, a whip and follow me into the kitchen.
I bet genies were a real thing until one jerk wished for genies not to exist anymore.
I`m about 0 for 300 in looking for safes behind wall paintings
Hmmmmm,,,, Turns out all this time, I’ve been using a life couch instead of a life coach.
Who is the genius that decided Little League uniforms be white? My guess is Tide laundry detergent.
Someone asked me if I`m ever scared that I`ll be alone forever, which I thought was so rude because my cat was right there.
Some days it´s not worth chewing through the straps.