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I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
I look forward to paying off all my debt and finally getting back to just being broke.
I hope the next big trend in music is Talent.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
I got a free wallet and watch today. It`s like this gun is magic.
How do Amish girls know if it`s a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular one #DeepThoughts
YouTube is so addicting, I click on a music video and next thing you know I`m watching how to make ice cream.
Slowly, Waldo`s wife and Mr. Sandiego started putting the pieces together
MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! I have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!
I am the type to fart in a crowded train and get just as upset as everyone else.
May your neighbors respect you, troubles neglect you, angels protect you and heaven accept you.
It`s called NASCAR because that`s the way a hillbilly pronounces "nice car"
*Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won’t.