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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark
I wish I had a dollar for every dollar I don`t have.
Just burned 2000 calories. That`s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
Proposing to a woman isn’t like choosing a life-long business partner. It’s more like hiring your own boss.
Let’s all take a moment and be thankful spiders can’t fly.
How funny is it when you’re telling somebody a made-up story and someone says “Oh yeah I heard about that”?
I sure did waste a lot of time as a kid practicing my autograph.
I feel like landlords who don’t allow dogs but DO allow children, don’t know very much about children.
Wow, I didn`t know my ex was into orgies until I saw the ad on Craig`s list I just posted.
National no bra day wasn`t as successful as the creators had hoped. due to sagging attendants and lack of support.
If you cannot FACE your problem, then the problem is your FACE.
Hey mother in law.... Don`t tell me how to raise my kids. Im still trying to raise yours.
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.