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The discharge paperwork at the hospital seems to be expedited a little quicker if you roam up and down the hall with the back of your hospital gown untied.
I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
Never trust anyone who smiles this early in the morning.
I can already tell it`s going to be another one of those mornings where I`m not rich and famous.
If things always went according to a plan…. life wouldn’t be interesting.
I don`t care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.
You`ve got to love yourself ... Just not in public places
Humpty Dumpty was pushed I tell ya. PUSHED!!!!!!
Only you can prevent bathroom mirror pictures.
I get very annoyed when people mix up there, they`re and their. From now on I`m going to point it out, weather they like it or not.
Girls just wanna have funds.
Whenever I get sick, I get my immune system drunk so it will fight anything.
I thinking about how im disgusted by holding a gas pump but yet, I have no problem drinking my beer from a cup that ten other people drank out of, and a backwash covered ping pong ball was just thrown into it after hitting a dirty a$$ garage floor??
There`s a Bullying Support Group meeting, tomorrow night at 8 ... You`d better f*cking be there.