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People will do odd things to get even.
I got all my Christmas shopping done. Hope everyone likes bunny ears, ornamental grass, and discounted peeps.
Statistics say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean that 1 enjoys it?
I get you, anti-evolution people. I`m too lazy to learn science too.
they say there`s love in every corner....gosh I think I`m moving in circles
I just decorated my bedroom to look like my desk at work so I can fall sleep faster.
Talk is cheap, until you hire a lawyer.
I know alcohol isn`t the answer, but it`s my best guess.
Capitalization can really change a sentence. Example: I love to eat candy ... I love to eat capitalization.
I`m glad I`ve got boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me
I saw a sign at a cafe that said, "shoes must be worn." I was upset, because my shoes were brand new.
Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you`ve gone Commando a few times in your life.
If you see someone crying, ask them if it is because of their haircut.
I wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.