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From 8am until 12pm, my job basically pays me to think about what I am going to have for lunch.
Personally, I believe that around 93% of the world`s population should run with scissors.
I can`t wait to meet that special someone who will eventually ignore me.
Saw a chameleon today. So I guess it`s safe to say it was a pretty sh!tty chameleon.
I`ve been struggling with my laziness. I can`t decide if I should sit down and do nothing or lie down and do nothing.
Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
Thank God you`ve updated your status to "Finished lunch" after you first posted "Going to lunch" I really couldn`t tolerate more suspense.
So....if the cup is only half full....I suggest buying a smaller bra
No great story started with someone drinking water.
You never know how dirty a song`s lyrics are until you hear a child sing them.
Since It`s summer here`s a little advice, best way to beat the heat is to wear a San Antonio Spurs jersey
I call it a Cupcake Salad. And I don`t see how it`s any of your business.
I hate when reality happens outside of my head.
My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.