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The only thing I love more than cake is cakes.
My neighbor`s are going out of town for the weekend so I finally have the house to myself.
I saw a poor old lady fall over today, at least I presume she was poor, she only had $ 1,20 in her purse
Hoodie Footie Pajamas from Pajamagram; because nothing tells a girl you love her like giving her something to cover up her body from head to toe before she gets in your bed.
I wish more events in life involved dumping a cooler full of Gatorade on people.
Girl rule. A girl will only compliment another girl that is uglier than they are.
The only thing I`ve learned from scary movies is to avoid pale children
when I`m quiet, strangers look at me and think I`m shy. People who know me think: OMG! he`s thinking! EVERYBODY RUN!
Arguing with people in the comments section is like crack for me. I don`t do it.
I would unblock you but then I`d be admitting I`d made a mistake and that`s just not my thing.
FYI: You can buy wedding cake even if there`s no wedding, those suckers don`t even check
Life is about perspective like the sinking of the Titanic was a miracle for the lobsters in the ships kitchen
There`s nothing a floored gas pedal and cranked music can`t cure.
Does running out of money count as exercise?
Guy on plane: So, where are you going? Me: I`m guessing it`s the same place you`re going.