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If you live in a custom-built house that doesn’t have a secret room hidden behind a fake bookcase, then seriously what is the point?
When we catch the people who kill elephants & rhinos, can we pull all their teeth first?
Things were said. Feelings were hurt. Your car was set on fire. My point is you’re wrong & Raphael isn’t the best Ninja Turtle. Get over it.
I walked into a bar in my pirate suit and a ships wheel in my pants.... The bartender asked... "Why do you have a wheel in your pants"? I replied "Argh.. it`s driving me nuts".
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
I’m going to start telling girls that I’m available for a limited time only in hopes that their shopping instinct kicks in.
If its true we`re here to help others, then what exaclty are the others here for?
So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere.
"are you as bored as I am?" if you read that backwards, it still makes sense.
What do you get when you cross a pitbull with a computer? I don`t really know but when it megabytes, it megahertz
ok ladies quick question?,say a guy wanted to wear a thong does he tuck shirt in or out? Asking for a friend.
When you "pretend speak" to someone in the background while ordering takeout so that the restaurant doesn`t judge your big order for one.
If you pour two beers in one glass, it`s just one beer.
Played Naked Twister last night and man, did it get RAUNCHY!....I can`t imagine what it would be like with other people.