Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
I can`t tell them apart, was that Milli or Vanilli doing the sign language at Madela`s funeral?
Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway.
Back in my day, we didn’t have Instagram. We had to bore people in person with photo albums.
A guy outside the grocery store asked me if I had a few seconds to save the environment. I told him, I feel like it would take longer than that
A true man is one who leaves his wife alone in cold weather and goes to watch football.
There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife.
When I die I want Charlie Sheen’s life to flash before my eyes.
I have difficulty sleeping at night because I lay awake obsessing over life`s mysteries, like how exactly does paper beat rock.
For Christmas I just want summer...
My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.
All I want is to see you smile...that and maybe a pizza.
I need to find a job where I am paid solely on how awesome I am.
Insanity does not run in my family. It strolls through, taking it`s time and getting to know each one of us personally.
love a girl with a trimmed bush because it makes it easier to see into her window at night.
Pizza doesn’t ask questions. Pizza understands.